Funny Fathers Day Quotes




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“To be a successful father, there’s one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don’t look at it for the first two years.”
– Ernest Hemingway

“If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right.”
– Bill Cosby

“If the relationship of father to son could really be reduced to biology, the whole earth would blaze with the glory of fathers and sons.”
– James Baldwin

“When Charles first saw our child Mary, he said all the proper things for a new father. He looked upon the poor little red thing and blurted, “She’s more beautiful than the Brooklyn Bridge.”
— Helen Hayes
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“My father hated radio and he could not wait for television to be invented so that he could hate that too.”
— Peter De Vries
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Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards.
– -Robert Orben

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“My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic. “
– Spike Milligan


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“A father carries pictures where his money used to be.”
– Unknown

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